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Frank's Monday Night Special 

Performing the rusty trombone act on a Filipino man in the bathroom of a Brooklyn pizza joint. The timing of this event is usually Cinco de Mayo.
Tony is normally a pretty macho guy, but he sure loved that Frank's Monday Night Special after all those tequila shots on the fifth. He was literally shitfaced.
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Laddie of the night 

Male prostitute.

Play on 'lady of the night'.
Guy: You manwhore.
Guy 2: I prefer to be called a "laddie of the night".

Better than a good night kiss 

When a guy has anal sex with a girl and when he is about to finish, she finishes him with her mouth.
A friend said that they received a notice from their daughter's high school warning about a speading bacterial mouth infection. It started when 4 girls started anti biotics after being diagnosed with a bacterial mouth infection.

The school sent the note home to be proactive.

It turns out that at a party the girls figured out a way to avoid pregnancy: anal sex finishing their man off with head.... It is referred to in Riverside Californai as "Better than a good night kiss!"

Anal with an oral finish! ATM

Senior Day/Night 

A day in which a sporting event takes place and all the senior athletes on that team are starting players. Except for one senior who does nothing wrong and sits all game.
Kid 1 "Do you remember our senior day/night for baseball a few years ago? Kick ass game, so glad we won."
Kid 2 "Oh yeah! I remember that. We all played except for that one kid. Coach must've not gotten the memo about all the seniors playing that day.."

sharpen the fields at night

To masturbate, specifically during night time.
Pauly:" That's Killian, our roommate, but we like to call him the one handed gardener."
Joanie: "Why ?"
Pauly: "Beause we hear him sharpen the fields at night."

mother of the night fork 

She's such a mother of the night fork;
I know right???
mother of the night fork by prass November 17, 2016

staying the night 

When a girl stays over at a guys house. They end up having sex
Are you staying the night at his house
Yea but I'm a virgin so in scared
staying the night by Revcar November 18, 2016