brass monkey

Alcoholic beverage consisting of Rum, Vodka,and Orange Juice.
This is the recipe of the drink that inspired the beastie boys to write Brass Monkey. It's a popular drink to have when your in high school. And I mean "IN" school. Teachers and faculty can't detect the smell of alcohol over the orange juice.
by Jayson Lewellyn December 20, 2003
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Cum Monkey

by Lenord November 16, 2007
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MONKEY THUMPER

Used to descibe a firearm carried by police officers.
Cop 1: We're issused the Smith and Wesson 4006 pistol.

Cop 2: Wow! That's a nice monkey thumper.
by The Real Malice August 13, 2006
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Monkey Joe

Racial slang for a rude under privileged black child without manors or common sense due to being brought up in a broken home in the ghetto.
Chis, "look at that Monkey Joe pushing kids around to get to the front of the line at the bounce house".
Brian "Just another another typical rude ghetto baby without manors flipping out for attention".
by LNB Hater December 23, 2010
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Crusty Monkey

When a monkey ejaculates on himself and then forgets to clean it up and the semen dries all over his body.
Monkey Trainer: Uhh-ohh, looks like we got another crusty monkey....
by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 04, 2011
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cracker monkey

Used to insult a white person especially when they're being a bigot.
Hey you cracker monkey, get out of here.
by Rico the Hispanic September 20, 2009
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Telstra monkeys

Derrogatory:
They are monkies. They work for telstra.
Working on the same princaple as Doglas Adams infinate number of monkies.
What a bunch of telstra monkies!
by louis October 18, 2001
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