brass monkey

Alcoholic beverage consisting of Rum, Vodka,and Orange Juice.

This is the recipe of the drink that inspired the beastie boys to write Brass Monkey. It's a popular drink to have when your in high school. And I mean "IN" school. Teachers and faculty can't detect the smell of alcohol over the orange juice.

by Jayson Lewellyn December 20, 2003

Cum Monkey

A chronic Masturbater

He is so horny, What a cum monkey!

by Lenord December 14, 2007

MONKEY THUMPER

Used to descibe a firearm carried by police officers.

Cop 1: We're issused the Smith and Wesson 4006 pistol.

Cop 2: Wow! That's a nice monkey thumper.

by The Real Malice August 12, 2006

ihop monkey

families that hang out with eachother and their children are best friends and their children may date.

Jerry: did you hear the Lee's and the Heron's are hanging out tonight?
Maya: yeah.
Jerry: they are such ihop monkeys.

by MMMMMMM I'm luvin it June 18, 2009

cracker monkey

Used to insult a white person especially when they're being a bigot.

Hey you cracker monkey, get out of here.

by Rico the Hispanic September 20, 2009

Crusty Monkey

When a monkey ejaculates on himself and then forgets to clean it up and the semen dries all over his body.

Monkey Trainer: Uhh-ohh, looks like we got another crusty monkey....

by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 22, 2011

French Monkey

A person who has both naturally blonde hair and naturally blonde pubic hair.

Jane is definitely a French Monkey. Have you seen how blonde her hair is?

by KikiC December 20, 2010