goat monkey

When a person is so UGLY that the best creature that comes close to their looks would be crossed between SOMETHING with a momma goat and a daddy monkey.

Oh my, I know he is not coming over here to talk to me!! I wonder who let that GOAT MONKEY out the zoo?

by Wallabear November 21, 2003

monkey nuts

affectionate term for a friend

what up monkey nuts!

by theajay April 11, 2003

brass monkey

Alcoholic beverage consisting of Rum, Vodka,and Orange Juice.

This is the recipe of the drink that inspired the beastie boys to write Brass Monkey. It's a popular drink to have when your in high school. And I mean "IN" school. Teachers and faculty can't detect the smell of alcohol over the orange juice.

by Jayson Lewellyn December 20, 2003

Cum Monkey

A chronic Masturbater

He is so horny, What a cum monkey!

by Lenord December 14, 2007

MONKEY THUMPER

Used to descibe a firearm carried by police officers.

Cop 1: We're issused the Smith and Wesson 4006 pistol.

Cop 2: Wow! That's a nice monkey thumper.

by The Real Malice August 12, 2006

ihop monkey

families that hang out with eachother and their children are best friends and their children may date.

Jerry: did you hear the Lee's and the Heron's are hanging out tonight?
Maya: yeah.
Jerry: they are such ihop monkeys.

by MMMMMMM I'm luvin it June 18, 2009

cracker monkey

Used to insult a white person especially when they're being a bigot.

Hey you cracker monkey, get out of here.

by Rico the Hispanic September 20, 2009