by dickpuddle42069 March 17, 2020

A former DJ who is now a wannabe marathon runner. Walks with the Mitway Limp and his idol is JohnnyO.
I was listening to Ice Mike from the 1980s wheels of steel while running the Chicago Marathon even though I have the Mitway Limp. JohnnyO was on the sidelines vigorously cheering me on.
by Denzel wendell March 8, 2019

After performing dozens of homosexual acts you eat and entire cake or intake enough sugar to give you diabetes and lose a limb
by Melania478 June 23, 2025

Every group has one: the guy that gets so drunk and tries to pick up every girl that is not even old enough to watch MA movies. Also he is the groups biggest pest and has a pin dick.
by johndeereo October 14, 2011

A redneck god amongst men. His name can be used as an adjective or verb : when something is red necked, jerry rigged like fuck, or crazy in general. Something legendarily redneck. The yee yee equivalent of “living like Larry”.
A : “I lost the bolt to my bike rack so I just fuckin duct taped that shit on the back.”
B : “Thats some Mike Bailey shit man”
B : “Thats some Mike Bailey shit man”
by mattybtheslumpgod September 14, 2020

by Cocksucker108 July 1, 2012

by Pnuggit87 April 9, 2022
