The Long

Something that takes longer to read, watch, or write
Usually taking more than 2 hours

Someone who has achieved reading, watching, or writing said long thing

Have you achieved The Long yet?

Have you become one with the Long?

by Link Linkus Binkus January 14, 2022

Baby Long Legs

A really hot individual who you should admire and worship.

1: Omg look it’s a Baby long legs!
2: omg yes it is! Let’s go worship her

by Xxanonxx January 18, 2022

Long Sleeving

When a man docks his balls in another man’s foreskin

Bro let me try long sleeving my nuts with you

by SwerveTurtle January 18, 2022

long bean

A penis.

"Why does my long bean hurt?"

by The potatoes January 18, 2022

Matty Long-armed

When you’re banging a girl from behind and you reach around through her legs and fondle your own balls instead of the clit

That ni$$a wasn’t shit… he Matty long-armed me.

by Matty bolonese January 19, 2022

Long Boy

An at least 14 inch turd.

Perry: Man dude, were you in the bathroom yet today?
Jake: No, why?
Perry: Someone dropped a long boy in the toilet, it is probably the largest piece of crap I have ever seen!

by Froggo boi January 22, 2022

Long

A strapping, strong, young man. Knows how to use his flippers. Can outrun a shark. His name may be Long but his love for women is short, he's gay.

Is that my boyfriend Long?

by Chuck Messerly September 21, 2022