Jacob

a lil slant eye that doesn't know his place

"Look at Jacob. Are his eyes even open?"
"I think hes sleeping bro."

by grande lata spread amigo October 6, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a guy who has a dig bick

Girl 1: Omg Jacob's bick is so dig
Girl 2: I know

by Ja228 October 7, 2022

Jacob

Jacob has blonde hair. He has blue eyes like the sky and you can't stop staring at them once you look. He is a Kind person but he can be mean sometimes. He is smart, he's willing to help you on your work. He is very good at math. He also has a big cock

Girl 1: Jacob is very kind, he help me with math
Girl 2: oh

by Ja228 October 7, 2022

Dirty Jacob

When you take a shit and you’re running low on toilet paper, so you have to reuse the same piece by folding it over multiple times

Person one: Damn, there was fuck all toilet paper in there!

Person two: Sorry dude! Did you have to do a dirty Jacob?

Person one: yeah, I folded that thing reeeal good.

by Whomstst October 8, 2022

Jacob

Someone who makes u feel comfortable and happy :)) Small interactions with them are the best, for real. He's a gentleman, gives you butterflies in your stomach and makes you feel like you're enough. He's either super clueless or just acting dumb, so just say what you wanna tell him directly.

"Who's the guy you tell your friends about?"
"Jacob.."

"Hey, I've liked you for a long time"
"What?!"
"I've been giving you hints since before..."

by rosesforyou October 8, 2022

The Mexican Jacob

A Mexican man that is extremely horny. This is a person that sends the same 3 images daily and expects everyone to laugh at them after the 100,000 thousandth time. He is also known to have a dick the size of an atom.

No way! I wasn't expecting my girlfriend to be The Mexican Jacob!

by REDDIEFREDDIE31 October 9, 2022

Jacob

semi-tall,blond, beach boy vibes. gets all the bitches he wants but goes for guys instead. loves to get down and dirty in bed with men but is still straight for cute girls, jk he likes men

shawna-OMG, i slept with jacob last night.

Reba-i thought he slept with men
Shawna- ik, my boyfreind said he had a big dick though

by boblo6969 October 13, 2022