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Good Speller 

A person who is an angry virgin and as such has plenty of free time and an uptight disposition. They frequently correct the spelling of others for no reason other than to feel superior whilst looking and sounding like a douche to those observing.

This douchebaggery adds to the long odds of them ever having sex and thus the vicious circle continues.
"Your friend Antony is a bit of a douche"
"Yeah, he's a really good speller"

Good Future Times 

The same as good times, but for things that haven't happened yet.
I'd be like "Fuck you!" and you'd be like "I'm going to murder you asshole!" Good Future Times!
Good Future Times by McNooget October 4, 2010

Good thinkin' tex! 

Person 1: "Isn't Bismark the capital of North Dakota?"
Person 2: "Good thinkin' tex!"
Good thinkin' tex! by jdubyaalard October 21, 2010

Good Charlotte 

When a lowly temp-to-hire lab tech does a line clearance for a lead tech.
Im going to need a Good Charlotte pronto, that line clearance isnt going to do itself.
Good Charlotte by tinkerbelle September 16, 2012

good old blumpkin 

The act of one performing, and another receiving, oral sex whilst seated on the toilet, preferably defecating. Popular in Maine.
After that meatball grinder, I was sure she wouldn't be up for the good old blumpkin, but she followed me straight into the shithouse and went to work.
good old blumpkin by rebel ase November 7, 2012

good ole black terry 

it's a double reach around underneath your legs with no circulation. Like a double stranger reach around stalefish thing.
nothin like a good ole black terry.