he's got a weapon

When an young African American man gets sent back to the lobby by cops for stinkin up the street.

Nigger: *walking* I hope I don't get shot!
Cop: HE'S GOT A WEAPON! *gunshots*

by Ston3rBon3rpart2 May 12, 2023

FAG(GOT)

Foto Art Gallery, once used by comedian, The Black Jester, to troll LA left progressives, they later burned down the parody art institution.
Also a site in the works of the vain. FAGGOIT bieng Foto Art Gallery: Getting Others Together.

FAG(GOT)'s opening was announced to the dismay of spoiled protesters.

by pornstitute July 28, 2025

Mussels Don't got muscles

When a group of mussels have very weak muscles so you decide to point it out.

Bro: Bro these mussels don't got muscles at all they are so weak man.

Mussels: You know we can hear you bro, right?

Bro: Well for starters I don't care and for seconds I'm gonna eat you anyways so time to dig in I guess!

Mussels: WAIT NO NO-

by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024

Got clipped

When someone gets owned/says something that will get them cancelled and it’s recorded.
They’ve been clipped.

Dude 1: that guy was a (insert racist slur here)

Dude 2: yo I was recording that!

Dude 3: you just got clipped bro

by Ayo who did that 123 June 10, 2024

You Got Served

An hilariously awful movie from the early 2000s. Seriously how the fuck was this travesty the #1 movie in America? Truly shows you how shallow the human race is. Seriously don't ever watch this steaming piece of shit. If you do, you'll be praying to and begging the gods above to somehow get that tormentous hour and a half of your life back. If you go to a store that sells movies and you see it on the shelves, burn every single copy they have. If you see anyone watching it, do them a favor and put them out of their misery. DO. NOT. WATCH. THIS. MOVIE. EVER!

Going through a pile of movies and You Got Served appears.
Me: Oh no! It's You Got Served! Quick! We need to burn it before it reproduces!
I grab a blowtorch and the copy of You Got Served gets incinerated. That's one less DVD that will poison impressionable minds.

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx April 8, 2021

got a eye problem eah

usually used when a hoodrat catches you glimpsing at them for a split second

guy1: looks over at maori for a second
hoodrat:got a eye problem eah

by totally not a alien May 10, 2024

I got this.

Said by people who don't know what Murphy's law is.

If this phrase is ever spoken in a tense situation, expect the worst.

While chopping wood, 1# axe got lodged in the log.

1# : "Don't worry, I got this."

2# : "Alright, I'll take the chopped logs down the hill."

1# pulled on the handle but broke off the head of the axe and hit 2# on the head with the handle, making 2# drop the logs down the hill onto a nearby roadway causing the nearby car to roll over the logs making it crash into a telephone pole causing the power to go out in the nearby town.

by av9e February 18, 2022