wiener food 

Wiener food is the crusty excess of old cum on the ring of your dick head.

"Johnny's wiener food tasted sour."

wiener food by Slimycrotchgoblin September 20, 2016

meanwhile food 

Food that you eat in the meanwhile when you are cooking, that makes you not hungry after you finished cooking.

I wasn't hungry when my burger was done because of meanwhile food, but I ate it anyway and now I'm stuffed.

meanwhile food by austin1011231 November 14, 2016

russian food 

It's fucking grouse, it tastes like dog shit. I recommend throwing it out the window or at your evil Russian step mum.

Evil Russian; come and eat we are eating Russian food.
2 seconds later.
Evil Russian; why is the window smashed?!

russian food by Not a Russian December 2, 2016

tank food 

when u get in a tank that your friend drive so u can eat IRL and still get the xp.

(While gaming) Damn I´m hungry, I need to get some tank food.

tank food by BattelfieldGamer December 20, 2016

Musical Food 

Food that makes you burp, sneeze, cough, fart, or have explosive diaria. Usually food like beans.

*Someone farts*

Bro wat da hell! You ripped a stank!

Sorry i ate some musical food

Musical Food by FlippFloppy28 April 23, 2017

story food 

Food that only exists for the sake of talking about it.

Pop Rocks cheesecake is total story food.

story food by ploafmaster April 27, 2017

Cat Food 

Another word for pussy.

I want to eat your cat food.
Jamaicans don't eat cat food.

Cat Food by BadGalRi June 3, 2017