Wanna be bass tournament angler that has a jersey full of sponsors giving him a 10% discount. Also has a wrapped truck and not that he paid for himself.
by @basswd May 26, 2018
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by Bigdicktricknic1 January 1, 2018
Get the tounge fucker mug.A unicorn that used to exist that trucked all the animals. This is why they do not exist any longer.
Naamah: Noah do you see that unicorn?
Noah: Oh goodness yes we can't bring that on the arc.🤦 ♂️ We can't let Jesus see that!! Write it down as a "fucker unicorn" and let's hurry up and fucking leave so it doesn't follow us.😬
Noah: Oh goodness yes we can't bring that on the arc.🤦 ♂️ We can't let Jesus see that!! Write it down as a "fucker unicorn" and let's hurry up and fucking leave so it doesn't follow us.😬
by A hen fucking a whale March 19, 2017
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by Aakbar Alakhuhm April 2, 2017
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Get the Nipple fucker mug.A scummy swamp abomination of a drink, comprising one part coke and one part beer (preferably a heavy, yeasty one). The head on this evil motherfucker leaves a filthy brown residue on the glass wherever it touches, which crusts magnificently, creating a vengeful spectacle for hungover eyes the next morning.
The night was going swell until Max suggested we whip up some Dirty Fuckers . The rest is a brown blur.
by Morphineus September 17, 2017
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