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Dylan

DO NOT DATE A DYLAN. They are like psycho. They are rude and abusive.
Ew its dylan hes toxic stay away!!
by guesswhatyousuckdick May 5, 2020
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Dylan

Dylan is the name given to the kid at school who eats his own boogers and sniffs his fingers after scratching his bum.

If you know a Dylan you know you wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole.
That Dylan bloke, he's so fucked.
by whitefalcon123 January 17, 2022
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Dylan

Dylan is a jackass and is a bladder mouth. He doesn’t know how to keep a secret and loves attention. He thinks it’s cool to brag about being with a girl and doing something with her. If you are alone with him, he may be sweet but as soon as one of his friends shows up, he’s a asshole.
Hey Dylan
Girl-friend:Hey

Friends shows up:

Yo you wanna smash?
by Bella Rose June 13, 2019
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Dylan

Dylan and Giusy are togheter bye
Dylan ti amo!
by dylan ti amo November 21, 2021
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Dylan

A man that gets more bitches than any other man. He is a very kind and respectable man whose presence enlightens any room. He will steal anyone's girl at the speed of light and do a quickie so fast that it will demolish any girl's hole.
Guy 1: Hey Dylan! Where's my girl at?
Dylan: Oh, sorry. I stole her from you.
by Nigglers in my butthole April 23, 2024
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Dylan John Greenwood

A popular fella from Australia. He is a gamer and is homosexual.
"You look just like Dylan John Greenwood"
by Peppermint_420 July 27, 2024
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