by Youlebhsuab November 24, 2019
Get the Dylan mug.Charlie: oh hey Dylan I have such a small little chode, what does your s look like
*whips it out*
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*whips it out*
Charlie:wow it's like the size of my head, that's a big dick
Dylan:I know that's why you mom loves me
by asssaaaaaaaasdddddds January 4, 2018
Get the Dylan mug.A big sad man with little to no will to live or exist on this planet. He is naturally attracted to snakes as they substitute for his shortcomings in a sexual context.
by BigBoyo6969 November 23, 2021
Get the Dylan Sherwood mug.A man who broke a friendship for a girl named Isabella. Typically he thinks he can pull girls but when they give him the sign of no he gets depressed and hurt inside. He gets along with most people especially his friends.
by BlackGIzzy March 6, 2022
Get the Dylan mug.You know you shouldn’t miss him but you do anyway. He’ll chat you up claiming that he loves you and only wants to be with you only to be seen with his amazing girlfriend (who deserves so much more) the next day. You’ll remember the good old days where you’d laugh and play and wish those days still existed. One day you’ll find out he cheated on you with your best friend and dump his ass immediately. He’ll leave town for 2 years only to come back to fuck up your life again. He’ll hold your hand during 1st period only to make out with his new girlfriend at lunch. One day you’ll look back and wonder “Why?”.
by Depresso-Espresso April 10, 2020
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by Mysterydude_101 December 13, 2017
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