exactly what it sounds like, the act of ditching an activity (school, hanging with friends, an important meeting, etc) to have sexual intercourse.
Look at that cute asian couple walking away from school, they don't smoke pot so they are obviously about to pull the ditch'n fuck
by the bluntsman August 19, 2010
Get the the ditch'n fuck mug.The act of aggressively pulling a woman's hair and wrapping it around the erect penis. One must then have sex with the hair until the male ejaculates in the woman's hair. The woman must then lather the the seamen in her hair as she would with shampoo. After the the lathering, the woman must get on her knees as you "rinse" her off by urinating on her head.
TIP- "rinsing" her off my be challenging with an erect penis, so this technique my take practice to perfect.
Also avoid eating asparagus 24 hours before performing La Ducharme for maximum partner satisfaction.
TIP- "rinsing" her off my be challenging with an erect penis, so this technique my take practice to perfect.
Also avoid eating asparagus 24 hours before performing La Ducharme for maximum partner satisfaction.
Last night was perfect because after playing halo and drinking nattys with the bros, this girl I met at a party came to my house and I gave her a La Ducharme right before I called her a cab home the next morning.
by Lax Monster May 14, 2011
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Get the ditch the wives mug.Characterized by her poor teased hair and shoddy colour treatments, her general lack of looks, and poor body shape the Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is essentially a waste of skin. She likes to take pictures of attractive girls whenever they meet, and then secretly cries at night knowing she will never look like them. Her interests include group bingo, needless capitalization of sentences, and housing out of work dead beat plumbers who neglect children. (See "Dead Beat"
by Hi_Capacity February 22, 2011
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Interviewer: Does anyone in this bus die in the Next Avengers
Someone: I-
Paul Bettany: SNITCHES END UP IN DITCHES
Someone: I-
Paul Bettany: SNITCHES END UP IN DITCHES
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