Krump dump

A shit so big it made u have a seizure or if someone walked by, why that mother fucker sitting down doing the crump. Aka krump cripple dump.

Oh man, I thought my legs would never wake up after they fell asleep. What u mean man? I had the biggest krump dump this morning.

by Spaz and peezy June 30, 2023

Trump Dump

When 6-8 people get together and take a dump in the same bathtub, and then get in.

While making sure everyone was go for the orgy, Michael requested that they all have a Trump Dump to get more aquainted.

by DrFunkles January 11, 2021

Strangle dump

When you strain so hard during a bowel movement that you pass out.

I blacked out hard last night from a strangle dump. I hit my head on the sink and woke up 2 hours later.

by Bakerdoodle July 5, 2018

Administratively Dumped

You just stop asking a girl out on dates and hope she gets the message. Akin to being "Administratively Terminated" where a job fires you, but doesn't bother to tell you.

John; "Did you finally dump Kellie?"
Larry; "No, I just stopped asking her out on dates."
John; "ah, Administratively Dumped."

by Edward C. Microwagious IV May 14, 2018

Bun-dump

When someone stuffs an entire honey-bun in their va*ina or a**hole and then sh*ts it into the shower drain.

“Hey babe, you trynna bun-dump tonight after we get nasty.”

by Alfredo cheesecake February 16, 2022

Mag dump

When you creampie a girl and right after you nut you scream “COVER ME RELOADING”

I’m going to nut (insert girl name) , COVER ME IM RELOADING! Sorry (insert girl name) I just mag dumped you

by HumphreyBunz November 11, 2025

Vanilla dump

A white woman whom you thought was attractive, but have come to realize she’s not as attractive as you once thought.

“Damn Inwas into this chick, but she turned out to be a vanilla dump.

by Jason_banana June 23, 2025