simps next door

Nosey ass neighbors who simp over every inch of your dick.

Goddamn simps next door are snooping my damn logs

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

To the door

This refers to jail time - sentencing specifically. Usually when you catch time, you only have to do a % of your bid before you get released. But with certain crimes you have to do your whole sentence, day for day. We call that “to the door”.

Damn, you were a felon found in possession of a handgun? You’re gonna have to do 5 years to the door on that.

by merkbit September 30, 2022

moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.

The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.

by Finish Line October 4, 2022

Simon the Door

the name Caddicarus gave to Spyro the Dragon.

Caddicarus: watch out, everyone! it’s Simon the Door

by NSegaXP February 25, 2023

Boy/girl next door with a badge

A cop.

That boy/girl next door with a badge loves to bark orders at other boys/girls next door to them.

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

Steel plate door

My birthday wish for unit 314 246 westwood since the police broke my front door using m4s butts to open my door over 100 times ripping the original doors locks out of my frontdoor altering the residence as landlord with photos.
Breaking the oven glass with my face and leaving the glass broken. Leaving a bullethole in my window and two dressers missing the drawers fronts.

A steel plate door slides into the wall and locks like a vault door with a triple lock into the frame one behind two on the front.

Instead of a steel plate door i have 2 8 foot steel bed lift arms braced against the walls in a crossbrace to lock my front door. It locks with 100,000 lbs when i lever it right. I dont need a steel plate door but might invest in cutting the crossbrace to lock top and bottom with one of the bedframe doors and cut the second one to create a triangular locking brace on the door and use a rope ladder to enter and exit.

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023

I ate doorknob

When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time

I ate doorknob last night

by Mupmup2424 July 2, 2023