Dirty Ice Cream Machine

The sexual act of laying underneath a man's anus, firmly grasping his erection, and pulling downwards as if preparing a soft-serve ice cream cone while he proceeds to defecate (poop) directly into the mouth of an ice cream-lover.
"You know Shelby? Yeah, I totally gave her a Dirty Ice Cream Machine last night. She really loves chocolate."
by ConroyGullam April 23, 2010
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Twinky Cream Punch

The twinky cream punch is the action of freezing of a twinky and then later inserting it into your vagina of choice and then fucking blowing inside of, later then followed by eating out the remains of the twinky.

Dude, jack totally twinky creamed punch the shit outta her lastnight!
by The mother fucker. August 07, 2011
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ghetto ice cream

ghetto ice cream is when u take that gross plain yogurt and you add some kool-aid powder and mix it all up
ghetto ice cream is bomb while your h'd
by keefe catcher December 15, 2010
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Cream pie Goodbye

noun. /krēm/ /pī/ /ɡo͝odˈbī/

When a male's last words are uttered as he reaches orgasm.
Student A to student B: "I can't believe that Mantis had a cream pie goodbye!"
by Bukkake Harambe November 16, 2019
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Cuban Ice Cream

The Act of ejaculating on a Cigar letting it dry then smoking it.
Hay do you want to share a Cuban Ice Cream?
by X Box Killed Me January 02, 2011
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cream cheese booty

A booty that is not perfectly shaped but instead lumpy and reminiscent of cream cheese. Often a big sloppy undefined booty
Damn dude her ass is fat! Hell yeah but its a cream cheese booty. Yeah I'll pass.
by sativa5000 September 18, 2015
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chocolate and whipped cream

The act of cumming in a girls ass right as she is about to shit and then eating the mixture. The cum-shit mixture should look like chocolate and whipped cream.
Guy 1: I made some chocolate and whipped cream with a really hot girl. It wasn't tasty, but it was worth it!
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: It's when you cum on a girl's shit and then eat it basically.
Guy 2. Dude wtf
by epic123vonspit October 19, 2020
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