Christian Telles

You're such a Christian Telles
by Anon152 November 26, 2010
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Christian Andres Black

When you jerk off and have sexual relations to someone you are related to, mostly your brother who plays FNAF.
by christianandreblack January 26, 2025
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Christian

Christian (not as in someone who believes in christ) Specifically, someone that says joe and japan a lot
X: Dude, did you hear Christian say his catchphrase today?
Y:No, i missed it. I really wanted to hear ''joe japan''...
by dulasd August 25, 2021
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Christian

A person who typically likes to work with their hands, and not in a good way. These types of people prefer to use hands while performing a blowjob and tend to jerk off more frequently.
Dayummmmm!! Look at ur hands! You must be a Christian working those hands so hard.
by tripherthenstripher March 28, 2025
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Christian Fuck

Losing your virginity by the stereotypical all-American Southern Christian way, i.e. that is with, a cisgender, heterosexual, conventionally attractive girl.
"Did you hear Kumar had a Christian fuck with Samantha?"
by cunninglinguist666 August 5, 2023
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Christian Cort

a hot boy in my school that has a neckbrace but idc he still cute
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