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Burger & Cries

The fatty, tasty Seamless/Deliveroo meal you get for free, but only because you have to stay at the office past midnight and can expense it.

New analysts learn to salt their onion rings with their own tears and draw faces on their burger buns to pretend they still have friends. After several hours of weeping over ketchup and Excel spreadsheets, the eater of a burger & cries will often send a “u up” text to the delivery driver.
Those muffled sounds you hear of crackling pickles, crumpling paper bags, and deep, despairing sobs are the analysts in the back digging into their nightly Burger & Cries
by daltonjfk November 27, 2019
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Burger me

The suggestion of eating ones 'burger', usually suggested by the female to the male. The female sex-unit kind of looks like a burger from the side, hence the term 'burger me.'
girl: '*moans* baby, burger me'
guy: 'say no more *as he starts the preparation phase to consume her PBP (Private Burger Parts)*'
by VirginKing030 September 25, 2018
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Bautzen Burger

Ein Burger, aus Not und hohem Alkoholpegel geboren, der an einen knusprigen BBQ Burger erinnert.

Die Zutaten:
-Runde Doppelkekse mit Schokofüllung
-Bautz'ner Senf
-Vegane Frikadelle oder Fleischscheibe, möglichst vom Discounter

Der Aufbau des Burgers:
-Doppelkeks
-Senf
-Frikadelle

-Senf
-Doppelkeks

Der Bauzen Burger ist ein Verbrechen wieder die Natur und sollte eigentlich nicht einmal als letztes Mittel gegen den sicheren Hungertod gewählt werden - schmeckt aber überraschend lecker.

Eine Kölsche Spezialität
"Was? Bautzen Burger? Iss die Sachen doch einzeln, du fieser Lump!"

"Nein, geh weg, ich kotz gleich, du und dein widerlicher Bauzen Burger."

"Alter, der Bautzenburger schmeckt wirklich ganz geil, son bisschen nach BBQ Sauce."
by PrintenDaddy May 3, 2025
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please burger cheese

it's a really nervous dude ordering a cheeseburger.
"Can I get a please burger cheese... FUCK!!"
by belaccable April 23, 2024
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burger it in

A lackluster attempt at performing an action or duty while garnishing one's language with ultra-hip, teenageisms.
Even if you burger it in, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences may still find your performance moving, despite it's obvious lack of effort.
by SECAMed September 30, 2008
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Bean Burger

verb: A fat girls vagina or a messy vagina
"Jolene has a bean burger"
"Here comes Jolene with the fat bean burger"
by Portajew January 28, 2024
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Burger

It consists of a cows wenus and wagina your welcome
That burger was amazing I really liked its wenus
That burger was guuud I love cows waginas
by Burgerfactsyo September 7, 2018
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