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Brotendo cult

A merit based cult created by a Canadian immigrant named "Maximus Wellington" aka "obsster". Obsster came to this country and he created the brotendo cult. Anyone who is in the cult but is found worthless by obsster is banished and exiles to the realm of the 'forgotten' in the realm of the forgotten a person will either be a bronie, bromigo, or a bronegro all based on what got them banished. The clan revolves around dank memes and is being sought after by the CIA. Obsster currently has several death warrants and is as allusive as Bigfoot. Only members if the cult get to see obsster. Obsster is basically the Charles Manson of the meme world. Their gang sign is the 🅱️ emoji.
I just joined the Brotendo cult .
I like the Brotendo cult nigga.
by Brotendo dong December 1, 2017
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Brothers In Arms

A bad game for PS2/xbox/PC.
Road to hill 30 or Earned In Blood. These are parts of the series, Brothers In Arms.
by game-reviewer July 6, 2006
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Jonas Brothers

A band of three brothers that love what they do.
Sure, they could be a lot better- but they aren't half as bad as all of the fake rappers out these days...Not all teen girls have to obsess over them.

Justin Bieber attracts people because of his looks, his voice is autotuned, and hes only popular because people want to rape his soul, but the Jonas Brothers- well...Nick Jonas is very talented, his brothers are hardly talented but Nick has enough to go around. Their songs talk about diferent things...not just girls and not SEX like most rappers and "rockstars" So enough bashing them, and if you hate them so much why do you listen to them? Or bash them on sites like these?
Girl: *listening to A Little Bit Longer by the Jonas Brothers* So what do you think?
Boy: He screeches a lot...but the song is good.
Girl: See you're a true man. Thanks for respecting my music <3
by TaraCapri November 8, 2011
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Jonas Brothers

A pop band consisting of 3 brothers with the last name Jonas. Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas. They have a fan base from the ages ranging between 5-20 (about) and their music may not fit everyone's taste but personally I love their music, and they are all very talented.
Q: What are you doing tonight?

A: Going to a Jonas Brothers concert! I love their upbeat poppy sound!
by musicluver13 September 16, 2009
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Apache Brothers

Similar to eskimo brothers, Apache Brothers is the term for the relationship formed between two men who have boned chicks on the same piece of furniture, appliance, car seat, hot tub, or any other specified location.
Guy 1: "I banged that chick in the shower of the love shack house on campus."

Guy 2: "Wait. I banged a chick in the same shower of the love shack."

Guy 1 & 2: "Apache Brothers!!!!" Triple high five
by Hot Tub Time Machine July 8, 2012
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Brotebook

When a man (or a bro) is forced to watch The Notebook by his girldfriend. It is normally a good idea to bring another movie with more explosions, guns, and women in it to cancel out the feminism of The Notebook.
No Ben I can't get crunk at your house tonight cause Im watching The Brotebook with Kali..
by Jtime8 February 8, 2009
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brotem pole

hardcore dance move in which a party of 2 (or more) stack on top of each other and punch.
those kids are totally rockin the brotem pole....wonder which one will win?
by thuglifeagain August 14, 2009
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