roast beef curtains

loose folds of skin which hangs from either side of the vaginal opening on some women

"I needed bungee cords and clothes pins to keep her roast beef curtains out of my way as I orally pleasured her."

by Scott Martin June 29, 2006

roast beef drag lip

Labia with a tinge of brown. Though they may appear to be fresh roast beef, do not try to serve them on a po-boy with gravy. Roast beef drag lips are, in fact, stained vagina.

Your grandmother asked me to help her douche. But when I noticed she was kicking the roast beef drag lip, I gave her a cunt punt.

by Anne Marie Vandencunt June 11, 2006

roast beef mud flaps

Roast Beef Mud Flaps are the oversized lips of the vagina that resemble the mud flaps on a semi truck if they were made out of roast beef. This phenomena is often related to the woman having an excess of sexual partners, and/or extreme stretching by the use of sexual toys.

Chris: Hey man, did you end up hitting that last night?
Ken: Yeah, but it wasn't that great.
Chris: Why not?
Ken: Well, she had a massive set of roast beef mud flaps.

Chris: Were they that bad?
Ken: Yeah, it looked like she road a chainsaw to work everyday.

by Queef Chief May 28, 2016

u got beef?

when a person wants to kick some arse

u got beef?

by Giuseppi October 8, 2002

hey beef

what kathy says when her and keith are having sex and jon is coming in for sloppy seconds.

whey beef

by ketih sinclair May 17, 2003

if 2 vegans fight is it still beef

yes but organic beef

if 2 vegans fight is it still beef because it is just organic.

by Pseudonym of LIFE January 4, 2018

What's the beef

Used as a greeting between posh shoreditch/d4 head twats who think they are really down with the lingo.

Greeting: Yo yo yo what's the beef

by tdee April 19, 2006