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roast beef mud flaps 

Roast Beef Mud Flaps are the oversized lips of the vagina that resemble the mud flaps on a semi truck if they were made out of roast beef. This phenomena is often related to the woman having an excess of sexual partners, and/or extreme stretching by the use of sexual toys.
Chris: Hey man, did you end up hitting that last night?
Ken: Yeah, but it wasn't that great.
Chris: Why not?
Ken: Well, she had a massive set of roast beef mud flaps.

Chris: Were they that bad?
Ken: Yeah, it looked like she road a chainsaw to work everyday.
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u got beef? 

when a person wants to kick some arse
u got beef?
u got beef? by Giuseppi October 8, 2002
what kathy says when her and keith are having sex and jon is coming in for sloppy seconds.
hey beef by ketih sinclair May 17, 2003

if 2 vegans fight is it still beef 

if 2 vegans fight is it still beef because it is just organic.

What's the beef 

Used as a greeting between posh shoreditch/d4 head twats who think they are really down with the lingo.
Greeting: Yo yo yo what's the beef
What's the beef by tdee April 19, 2006

dead:beef 

DEAD:BEEF,
There are three possible defenitions for this phrase;
1) The IPv6 alphabet. (IPv6 being an internet protocal, each IPv6 enabled PC is assigned an individual IPv6 addresse to connect to the internet.)
2) Demented cow sitting in a field, said to be dead beef as it will soon become a burger.
3) A cow found to be dead in a field.
A) Oh look, a dead cow (dead:beef), thet's eat it!
B) Oh look, my Linux box has been assigned an odd IPv6 addresse.
C) ..... has an IPv6 reverse DNS entry for their IRC bouncer.
dead:beef by Tom Caliber June 22, 2006