apple tosser

One who masturbates to/with apples

Jimmy is totes an apple tosser! I saw him looking at apple porn in class today!

by Glarknok April 28, 2014

bye bye apple fly

a phrase used to defeat the tension between two individuals after a one night stand

person one: “hey, I’ve got to go to work, uhm...I’ll text you.”
person two: “oh ok”
person one: *begins to walk out*
person two: ...bye bye apple fly...

by bojackussy March 01, 2022

Jonny Apples

Another Word For Fentanyl Suckers

Hey Homies Can I Come Thru And Pick Up Some Of Those Jonny Apples

by Krazie Jon February 25, 2008

punting apples

"Punting Apples" (v.) "the act by which one defies the will of god through means of touching fruit with his or her bottom-most appendage. Furthermore adding high-velocity to said object by rapidly connecting ones foot to the fruit; Becoming a full time sinner."

ie. "I was going to go to mass today, but Morgan convinced me that punting apples is way more fun."

by Killjoy14 April 14, 2017

apple juice

Depression medication, it cures your depresso expresso

Take a shot of apple juice, it’ll fix all your problems.

by palmbayrains November 09, 2019

Apple juice

juice from an apple/the most revolutionary, game-changing, bestest juice in the history of juice

Friend 1-Hey man whatcha got there
Friend 2-I got the most revolutionary, game-changing, bestest juice in the history of juice: apple juice

by Brcvpa February 24, 2021

Apple Juice

The term apple juice is basically juice from crushed apples, (usually drained) and used as a drink or other things.

Person : YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOMIE WANT SOME OF MY MOM'S FRESH AND HOMEMADE APPLE JUICE?!? ITS AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG "Homie" : ok

by Human Urban Dictionary June 16, 2019