Social Assurancer

a) a self confident person who instills hope, is free from doubt, and offers those attributes to another person in a social setting, or, on social media.

If it weren’t for my Social Assurancer helping me navigate my social life, both on and off the internet, life would be much harder. He helps get me through my rough patches of life.

by FoolsWisdom January 31, 2024

Social Shock

When someone consciously finds themself past their limit in a social situation but they find the energy to keep going because of social obligations. They often experience extreme fatigue after these moments are over.

The only reason I got through that office holiday party was because of social shock.

by carlthelong August 18, 2023

social-capitalist

A person or organization that specializes in the success or increase of other human beings.

I enlisted the services of a social-capitalist to connect me with resources.

by Ferdie Birdie May 9, 2018

Social Distance Warrior

Someone who takes it upon themselves to walk around and tell people off if they're too close

I had this social distance warrior have a go at us because we were too close together

by SmegheadRimmer July 15, 2020

Socially Congruent

Being aware of how you are behaving in a group of people and adjusting accordingly.

I got drunk at my brother’s graduation, now I have to be socially congruent.

by _whitegriffin_ September 28, 2019

Country Social

To be overly nice to someone whom you either actively dislike or just aren’t interested in interacting with, but don’t want to cause a scene and risk disrupting the social order.

-Most regularly seen between two white women.
-The interaction is extremely disingenuous and is basically an over-the-top version of the basic “hi how are you” “I’m good how bout you”.
-Pet names such as “hun”, “sweet”, “darling” are often used. Interactions are always brief lasting up to 7 back and forth rounds of conversation but usually only 4.
-To an outside observer, this often looks like an interaction between lifelong best friends.

Tiffany: Jane! So nice to see you!! Have you been doing?
Jane: well howdy, hun! I’ve been great! How are you and the kids?
Tiffany: Everyone is doing great! Jake just graduated from NYU and Lily is pregnant with a baby girl!
Jane: Send them my love!! *walks away*
John: I had no idea you and Tiffany were so close.

Jane: I can’t stand that bitch. I was just being country social.

by jellybelly27 May 28, 2022

Social Puritism

An economic type in which all necessities are provided by the government for free while luxuries must be purchased by the individual. Social puritism resembles social capitalism in some ways but the market and companies are much more regulated to ensure they cannot exploit workers or consumers. On the left-right economic spectrum, social puritism falls under center-left to left depending on the implementation whereas social capitalism is center.

Origin: Created by Zenno Shugunou due to him not being in favor of any economic types at the time. The "Social" part comes from "Socialism" and "Social Capitalism" while the "Puritism" part refers to the system resembling a version of social capitalism that has been purged of its evils.

Under social puritism, no one ever went hungry.

by Shugunou June 24, 2023