David is a man that would put peanut butter on his nuts and walk to the nearest animal shelter while his pants are still down
Person a: did you see the david here earlier.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.
by theoneandonlydavid January 26, 2024
Get the Davidmug. "Hey, dude, do you know what that guy meant by 'in Australia they sow, in USA they harvest and here are the apples still green'?"
"I have no idea. He's probably Dada David."
"I have no idea. He's probably Dada David."
by BestCeler October 3, 2018
Get the Dada Davidmug. David is a leader of the misfits. All those led by David are driven by his powers of persuasion. He is a raunchy and dominating leader with a flair for theatrical and media arts. On a typical Friday night, David can be found commentating at a viewing party, chowing down on a fine assortment of hor d'oeuvres, and ending his night with a well trimmed cigar. Davids seldom come out during the day, as this is their period of hibernation. When a David let’s someone into their life, that person becomes forever grateful. Each contribute to life of laughter and shared successes.
Was that David who turnt up at the Halloween party?
by a_typicaltina September 17, 2023
Get the Davidmug. by persoonannana May 5, 2018
Get the David nallmug. A name used to describe someone who has a great hunger for bare feet (mostly female... but not always). His love for feet replaces his social funcioning as a normal human being.
by Wet-B May 5, 2023
Get the Davidmug. The guy who always win, the guy with the most girls but never shows his reletionships. The richest. The most handsome.
by Frank lucas—— November 20, 2021
Get the Davidmug. by ievapo November 27, 2019
Get the Do a Davidmug.