drunk

when someone be drinkin' too much spicy water at your party and suddenly she be going skinny dippin'. she will prob wake up the next morning in someone she doesn't even know's bed. oof to this gurl.

bestie: omg alyssa is so drunk
bestie's bf: yeah you should stop her she already stripped in front of the whole school.

bestie: oh sh*t

by IsThis4Real May 27, 2021

First Degree Drunk

The intentional intoxication of person or person by person, or persons, who act act willfully, deliberately, and with planning to get completely shitfaced.

Akin to First Degree Murder

Brian: I plan on going out Friday night after work and getting hammered at 1-O in downtown LA. Want to go?

Joseph: You're a real first degree drunk Brian. I'll be there at 6:30.

by Breakfast Burrito lover 724 July 6, 2020

drunk lunch

A term to describe a unplanned and sometimes sudden drinking session entered into while on ether a "casual lunch" or during "work lunch".

This occasion is mostly accompanied by the quote of the Alan Jackson song "It's Five O' Clock Somewhere"

person - screw this job im gona go get drunk
workmate - Drunk Lunch?
person - yep
workmate - ow hell it's five o' clock somewhere

by cheeky bull February 6, 2012

plano drunk

being drunk for a minimal of 48 hours with periods of blacking out involved

"Bro, everybody's back in plano this weekend. What are we doing?"
"Getting plano drunk of course"

by pickaxe grub February 16, 2014

high and go drunk

the game of hide and seek you play when you're high and drunk

i played high and go drunk with my friend dominic the other Day and we were talking spiritual connectionisms to a better bluer world in another place only reachable through hot wheels toys

by Niggyr Judisk May 2, 2018

Blotto Drunk

A dictionary term typically used by people that don't drink, The Conversational Equivalent of ordering a Miami Vice drink at virtually any bar not on a beach or at a pool.

Dennis: Hey Man, I am Blotto Drunk
Jeremy: Concrete Mixers are non-alcoholic Dennis.

by B3rg 2 time champion March 1, 2023

Drunk

You know... That good feeling you are having after 10 cups of "Red Bull"

5 years old kid: "Mom Am drunk..."

Mom: "You did not have to drink 10 cups of energy drink Billy"

by TheUltimatePeanut December 18, 2017