That donkey is flying at the speed of light
by The king of the road November 25, 2023

a swift footed swamp ass slut that sleeps with every hairy, dick, and sometimes cool cats known as toms, and some may rock a mushroom top
"So i tell the swamp donkey to sock it before i give her a trunk in the treys' mans' entrance and have her lick me apples". On a Euro trip
by Ana.L November 13, 2014

by Dicks Enormous September 13, 2021

by Donkey punch69 February 14, 2018

by King2103 October 4, 2018

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.
"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."
Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.
Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.
by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017
