Fiddle-fuck

Noun definition: A gathering of people such as a potluck, that takes place in rural Appalachia.

Verb definition: To goof off, act up, or slack on the job.

Noun: "Barbara and I are having a good, old-fashioned fiddle-fuck this weekend and we'd sure love it if you folks joined us!

Verb: Y'all quit fiddle-fuckin' around and get to work!

by Caloobeous Jones November 1, 2023

metro hard as fuck

A random sentence that a douchebag says.

“The lady at shipleys bought our donuts”
“Metro hard as fuck”

by Penislover5577 December 21, 2022

Fuck Diamond

The Fuck Diamond is a sexual stance in which a female and male pair both in the side splits are secured together by their ankles or sides of their feet. The elasticity of each participant's groin will keep the pair in continues motion.

Bro."Hey dude, how was that girl you brought home last night"
Dude."Bro she was wild! we did the Fuck Diamond all night!"
Bro."That's rad dude!"

by Dick Tug-nuts May 30, 2018

Fuck

- Single- handily the best word to every exist, Cicero the legend himself created this work of art
- it can be also used to start or define intercourse or sex in simpler ways

What a fuck man, did you just fuck my wife

by AWWWWWW MANNNNN, December 28, 2020

Christmas Fuck

listening to Christmas Jazz and kneeling next to the Christmas tree while taking dick

I had a great Christmas Fuck last night

by Hdowbs December 3, 2022

shur the fuck bup

“shur the fuck bup” is used when you’re so angry with someone and you start rapidly typing and you spell shut up wrong. instead of saying “shut the fuck up”, using shur the fuck bup is a more efficient way to use it.

oh my god just shur the fuck bup!!

by shurbup February 10, 2022

fuck

to be happy

i just got fucked

by hugepenisQ1 March 21, 2022