{Chris}: Todd, it's your turn to clean the Collecto* out tonight.
{Todd}: Christ, I cleaned the fucking thing last night and the night before! Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!
* The Collecto (abbr. for the Winston CollectraMatic) is the pressurised deep fat fryer used for preparing Original Recipe chicken at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
{Todd}: Christ, I cleaned the fucking thing last night and the night before! Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!
* The Collecto (abbr. for the Winston CollectraMatic) is the pressurised deep fat fryer used for preparing Original Recipe chicken at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
by Telephony July 29, 2014
Get the fuck you and the horse that rode you inmug. Doof on you is a game played where people have to imagine themselves having sex with various nasty people. The point of this game is basically to say hey see that nasty discusting person that no one would ever want to fuck??? you now have to imagine yourself having sex with them. It maybe nasty but it just makes you want to find the next nasty person and doof your friends.
Say for instance you were in a group and a really nasty fat ugly chick were to walk down the street you can yell "doof on you" to your friend. In the doofing game you must must!!! picture yourself having sex with the person that has been doofed on you.
The object of the game is to get the nastiest people and doof your friends... beware this game is addicting
To make it more fun you can describe the nasty things that they have to imagine doing with those people.
Rules:
1. you cannot doof someone who is the same sex
2. You cannot doof menatally retarded or handicapped people.
Say for instance you were in a group and a really nasty fat ugly chick were to walk down the street you can yell "doof on you" to your friend. In the doofing game you must must!!! picture yourself having sex with the person that has been doofed on you.
The object of the game is to get the nastiest people and doof your friends... beware this game is addicting
To make it more fun you can describe the nasty things that they have to imagine doing with those people.
Rules:
1. you cannot doof someone who is the same sex
2. You cannot doof menatally retarded or handicapped people.
Two guys and a girl are chillen at work, a really ugly nasty mexican construction worker walks by the window, on of the guys says doof on you to the girl. She must picture herself having sex and getting fucked by this nasty mexican worker.
Later on a big nasty fat woman comes waddling down the street. The girl says doof on you to one of the guys for the fat chick. This guy must now picture himself fuckin this nasty woman.
Later on a big nasty fat woman comes waddling down the street. The girl says doof on you to one of the guys for the fat chick. This guy must now picture himself fuckin this nasty woman.
by NotSoBlonde016 April 27, 2009
Get the Doof On Youmug. by Julia. Luvly November 20, 2007
Get the you be tweekinmug. The 'you' pertaining to everyone in general, usually paired with a suggestion.
Such as "you should always dress better than the rest"
Such as "you should always dress better than the rest"
George: You should always have 3 helpings of vegetable a day
Lenard: Me? why me?
George: No Len, not you 'YOU', i was merely using the universal you.
Lenard: Me? why me?
George: No Len, not you 'YOU', i was merely using the universal you.
by kingdomcumerz January 12, 2009
Get the universal youmug. by chris Washington October 14, 2005
Get the fuck you and the horse you rode in onmug. Can someone please define this for me? I know it's urban... it's in rap songs all the time! I know it means more than just "who did you come with" I'm just not sure what.
50 Cent's song says: "I step up in the club, <b>I'm like who you with.</b> G-Unit in the house, yeah thats my clique "
by spartanjames May 17, 2006
Get the who you withmug. by teknolife August 30, 2005
Get the you got thatmug.