boner-fied

Adj.
Unlike boner fide, boner-fied merely refers to a hard-on, stiffy, or ginormous erection (in my case), indirectly stating that something is bigger than it would be without having used this adjective.
Check it out, my wang is totally boner-fied.

The doctor told me I could never eat lollies again. I believed him. He was a boner-fied asshole.
by druzel October 05, 2009
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loner boner

When someone is so lonely and haven't gone out of the house for days when they begin to find the silence sexy they might get a loner boner.
Guy: I haven't been out for ages! I'm so horny, and its so quiet in here...oh god no I feel a loner boner coming on.
by Clever Locust April 25, 2013
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rabbit boner

A rabbit boner is a tiny, wretched boner.
When Fred asked Melinda to "suck my mighty dong" he pointed to his rabbit boner.

She laughed loudly and left.
by scodder May 10, 2010
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Boner guy

a person in reality or in a video game, that has elite sniping skills. Usually bothers you so much by his sniping and outsnipes you in many different scenerios. The term originated during a game of COD and continues to be used to describe that guy who keeps bothering you with his accurate gay snipes. They always have snipers, no other gun is acceptable to them.
i was playing COD and on a kill streak when so boner guy decided to snipe me with his gun.
by son o britiany555 April 10, 2010
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Turbo boner

When you get fully erect so fast that your dick falls off and you die.
I saw a porno where a guy had a turbo boner and died.
by Adam baeuker September 06, 2017
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Beer Boner

A phrase used to describe a person who gets very sexually aroused after drinking too much alcohol.
"Man, I had like 4 beers last night and I got the most serious beer boner of my life.. I mean, I was ready to **** anything that moved!
by FatMannnnnn September 18, 2011
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Hair Boner

Those little hairs that just don't go down.
Ugh. I have a huge hair boner today!
by doodlebear213 February 20, 2011
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