Willie with a suitcase

In 20th century prison populations Willie with a suitcase is the man on the outside who is cuckolding you (keeping his shoes under your woman's bed, spanking your kids, and kicking your dog). Primarily used by African-American inmates. The equivalent amongst Latinos is Sancho while for White convicts he is known as Joe the Grinder.

Hey, Tyrone, I hear Willie with a suitcase is keeping a smile on your lady's face tonight.

by Retsil December 3, 2021

sweat willy

like a wet willy - but wet your finger with your/your victim’s sweat instead of your spit.
preferably from somewhere gross like your balls or pits.

bro- remember when Sonny Bradley gave Emre Can a sweat willy at the match against Plymouth?

by snowdenwasright February 12, 2024

Willy Mammoth

When you grow your pubes out too much your junk looks like a prehistoric elephant

Aston you need to shave your Willy mammoth

by Huntebro February 13, 2024

free willy society

When you're taking a piss in public and someone walks by, you don't stop pissing and yell "free willy society"

Person 1: *pissing in a bush*
Person 2: bro why are you pissing in public
Person 1: FREE WILLY SOCIETY!

by Jim Bob the high February 14, 2024

Willy House

A figurative location in black culture referring to one's relationship status used to determine if someone is sexually available. Individuals who claim to be "good in the willy house" are presently satisfied with their current relationship status, whereas those who claim to be "outside" or not "good" in the willy house are unsatisfied and/or sexually available.

Ex. 1
Ayo shawty real quick wus good in the willy house w'chu? (are you sexually available)

We ousside if u feel me. (I am)

Ex. 2
Hey wya in the willy house? (Are you happy relationship-wise)

Nah man, my bitch she ain't wanna fuck.

by isurvived3/1mystershit February 15, 2024

Willy Wonka Experience

When something is significantly less than described.

Based on an early 2024 event in Glasgow, Scotland where parents were led to believe they were taking their children to an immersive Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory experience. In reality, it was a mostly bare warehouse with AI-printed decorations. Also, no actual chocolate was provided.

He told me he was a great cook and to come over for dinner. When I got there, it was boxed mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs. It was a real Willy Wonka Experience.

by SpunkMonkeyOnOn March 1, 2024

Brown Willy

Like a wet willy except instead of putting your pinky finger in your mouth you put it up your asshole and then stick it into someone’s ear

“Dude, he gave me a fucking brown willy! We gotta stop hanging out with him….”

by CeCeLutt March 2, 2024