Ur face

The best comeback of all time to any insult.

Person 1: "That makes no sense"
Person 2: "Your face makes no sense" (W comeback)

by biggiecheeseisthebest February 16, 2023

joshin ur pegs

when ur j fuckin w someone n want them to know it’s not that deep

“I don’t actually like the Backstreet Boys man it’s just that one song can u stop playing them on ur jbl everytime u get in my car”
“Yo bro don’t be a pussy bout it I’m jus joshin ur pegs man”

by t.ri.stan October 17, 2023

ur mum

Your hot mum that comes to my house every night for adult playtime 😩

Me: I’m having a kid with ur mum
You: WTF

by ash_slays October 24, 2023

ur mom

the fattesd thing in the world

ur mom is fat

by Mr. hoya October 30, 2023

Ur stupid

a secret invitation for sexual intercourse. usually use as a desperate last attempt from a femboy

Person 1: it's been a great night, but i got to get going

Person 2: What!? but it's only 10 o'clock

Person 1: sorry, I've got work tomorrow

Person 2: boo!! work are for losers, Ur stupid

by dumbbass_fish November 15, 2023

Ur dic

A short and funny way to refer to Urban dictionary which sounds like you're saying something sexual. It captures the casual style of Urban Dictionary and the humor of the site all at once

I was on Ur Dic last night looking up a definition for the word Munch

by BadBitchWithASign November 15, 2023

the REAL kiss ur partner day

nov. 17th is the TRUE kiss ur partner day 🫶

alpha male: hey babe its november 17th *smooch*
gf: why did u kiss me
alpha male: bc its the REAL kiss ur partner day today

by dafinkey November 16, 2023