Turtling

A bunch of old people trying to figure out what a new "slang" means.

Tom:
Damn Reggie, my mom is always sitting there with her friends "turtling" over what bett means.

Reggie:
Bett.

by Orlandu July 14, 2020

Group of turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

“Hey look there’s a teenage mutant ninja turtles”

Teenage mutant ninja turtles: Group of 5 turtles with the colors red, purple, blue, and orange

Group of turtles

by Alexandria:) May 23, 2021

Turtle nuts

A common insult from the whitest of low income housings

Yo man you gotta pay your rent for the month.

Nah man I don't have it.

Man you turtle nuts.

by vogonalover May 19, 2014

Turtle Dick

Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.

I'd love to have sex with you but I took 100 mg of adderal and I've got turtle dick.

by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025

Turtle necking

Slapping someone on there neck so hard that there head and neck sink into there shoulders looking as if a turtle in its shell

I was turtle necking the mess out of James after he lost the game for us

by Healefty November 26, 2017

dancing turtle

Axoltol minecraft

that dancing turtle is very not ok

by turtlemangirlbye November 5, 2021

turtled up

When a guy gets so cold, his dick draws up inside himself to the point of looking as though he may be uncut, even though he isn't.

Man, it's so damn cold in here I was turtled up and had to pull my dick out of myself just to take a leak.

I think... but it was so damn long I forget, I have a hangover and I'm gonna need chemo.

by dj_nafi November 25, 2014