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TURTLE

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Giselle looks so much like a turtle
by Adan Chi November 10, 2018
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Turtle Dick

Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.
I'd love to have sex with you but I took 100 mg of adderal and I've got turtle dick.
by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025
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Kissing turtles

Touching turtle heads 💩❤️ when your poop is poking and you have a buddy.
Me and Miguel did kissing turtles after that burrito.
by Andrewfrom716 February 25, 2024
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Turtles

Turtles are very fast.
by s0n_0f_n3ptun3 May 15, 2016
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turtling

to annoy.
She is hella turtling me right now.

Can you believe it? She's turtling everyone again.
by 4baf November 9, 2010
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Turtle

I just got this new dealer and I don’t know how good my new turtle is, wanna hit it with me??
Best turtle of my life dude
by mad.child October 23, 2018
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turtling

when you shield someone from your bitch ass self because they could not handle it because they are baby
I am not an ass to Rani because I turtle him. I am turtling.
by CynIgnis September 27, 2020
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