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Someone else's bonzai tree

Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.
Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.
by RandyRhoads84 October 23, 2023
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tree id

some fucked up person in nyc decided trees need ids
person 1: did you check it's id?
person 2: what the fuck is a tree id?
by nclguy01 October 23, 2023
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Fell out your tree

lost your mind; got another thing coming; think twice
Friend: can you give me a ride to the bar?

Me: you done fell out your tree if you think I'm doing that without gas money!
by Collins37 October 25, 2023
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blue trees

"look! there are blue trees on that mountainvolcano!"
by kiodawalf October 25, 2023
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tree called tart

treakle tart mispronounced
by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023
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tree swingin moon cricket

an indigo skin brethren of the tightly woven hair's ancestors who would sing into the night (moon cricket) then eventually be hung by the neck. (tree swingin)
ETHEL! THAT TREE SWINGIN MOON CRICKET IS OUT THERE IN THE FRONT PASTURE AGAIN!!!!
by cameraman2_0_0_8 October 30, 2023
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Black tree frog

a very angry squeaky avocado that doesn't get enough love.
Person 1: "Do you like frogs?"
Person 2: "Yes"
Person 1: "What is your favorite kind of frog?"
Person 2: "The black tree frog"
Person 1: "*looks it up* what the-"
Person 2: "shhhhh..."
by ArsonisticRaccoonOnSteroids November 2, 2023
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