Tom

Tom is a piranha

Urghh that Tom is a smelly fish

by Stankyfarts February 23, 2023

tom mardy

the guy that could make anyway gay with a very big pp

wow is that tom mardy. he makes me feel things

by afuckingpickledaddy March 11, 2024

Tom Holland

one of my all time favorite actors and My celebrity crush he is funny hot and I think Zendaya and Tom Holland are very cute together.

Tom: hello

Bob:I think Tom is hot

Tom:wait me

Bob: no I mean Tom Holland

by LoNK from school May 4, 2022

tom dodd

A tom dodd is in my playstation party right now and as he is reading this he is thinking who put this ... turns out it was joe

some use tom dodd in a sentence by saying tom dodd is gay

by itz_joe mamma March 10, 2021

Tiny tom

Tiny tom and his annual report to the playground as he is a big tough guy. For example you're tuff dude yang big tough guy beating up girls. Understand this what's pathetic is not the length of your penis although the very stench of scrotum balloon sacks as in Microsoft tiny tom penis and his bean bags that he has pissed on since the beginning of his existence. Tiny tiny tiny tom if I were to hold my index finger exactly half of an inch above my thumb and say I trust you this much that'd be trusting tiny tom a bit to much for satisfactory it is okay to be you just think about the lifestyle of being a big tuff guy. It is not okay to make yourself hit a woman take the punches if you like it be superman if you don't you don't have to spit on a woman and dump coffee on her either that's foul as well as lame only tiny man syndrome men with micro punishment of the extra belly button do such things like that.

What's that pathetic excuse of a ride it doesn't even satisfy my needs.tiny tom

by Lifecheats I dont July 24, 2023

Tom Holland

A really hot British actor that plays spiderman and is literally the cutest thing ever. Pansexuals are also obsessed with him.

" Tom Holland is cute asf"

by cheeseyspicey November 4, 2021

Tom

Tom is a middle aged, middle class, suburban white dad. He wears cargo shorts and a t shirt, is good at fixing cars, watches sports religiously, is constantly making dad jokes such as: “That’s what she said!” “*insert word here* her? I don’t even know her!” Or “Welp, looks like we’re gonna have to amputate it.” When their kid gets a scrape, is always going to Home Depot, wears aprons with things like “big daddy” on themand enjoys fishing, grilling, and cracking open a cold one. Think Tim Allen from Home Improvement.

Person A: This is my dad
Person A’s Dad: Hi Person B how are you? I can’t talk for long I need to get to Home Depot to buy a new ladder but it’s nice meeting you!
Person B: Dude, your dad is such a Tom.

by bewhfuvi4erk August 5, 2020