care bear titties

Some slamming titties. A sweet rack. Great boobs.

Check out Pete's Mom and her care bear titties.

by Sethy poo January 27, 2006

start the reactor titties

Breasts that slant towards each side with large brown nipples that talk to you when you suck on them. They are considered highly hallucinogenic and can cause you to think you're part of a conspiracy on Mars.

As i began to peer down her shirt noticed the possiblity that Jen might have "start the reactor titties."

by dogbert12 October 24, 2011

braless titti monster

A word meaning, When one, usually a female with large breasts otherwise known as boobs}, tit, knockers, {ta-ta's, twins, chi-chi's, or boobies, goes out in public not wearing the correct support needed to hold those babies in, and could possibly be sagging a bit. This person could accidentally fall or might possibly attemp to run, jog, or sprint, scaring people because they are a braless titti monster

1.) Steve - Oh man, did you see that girl trying to run to not miss the bus?

Mike- Yeah, she was a braless titti monster

2.) Bettina - Oh my god Krista, I totally forgot to put on a bra before going to the grocery store!

Krista - Wow. You look like a braless titti monster

by Krista aka Shelia April 26, 2008

25 titties on the dresser

An expression used to mean roughly that one has a lot of women at his disposal, mainly for sexual purposes. Probably derived from the DJ DMD song 25 lighters.

B - Yo Tyrone, you gettin' pussy nowadays?
T - Hell yeah, B. I got 25 titties on the dresser, yessir.

by Carl Mygind November 23, 2011

touch tittie tuesday

Touch Tittie tuesday Is A bad day for females at school. But great for the Perverted Guys! It's a self-explanatory thing. Females mostly do it to other Females But that doesn't Mean Guys won't do It do!

Andre-" Man today's the day. When I can use my perverted ways!! Right Danté??"

Danté- "Yeah man you already know! Leggoo!!" *Touches random Females Titties*

Girl-" Yo what the fuck???!"

Andre- "Man it's Touch tittie Tuesday bitch!" *Him and Danté both Run*

by WhynotBoi? November 18, 2016

titty knived

The experience of having someone make a promise and not come through on it.

"The band said they were going to show up tonight, but they never did. I got titty knived."

by Reagan Reagan Reagan March 28, 2007

unexpected titties

When something that unexpected and awesome happen.

"I reached in my pocket and found twenty bucks"
"Nice man, unexpected titties"

by kilomack March 22, 2011