When two train cars seperate, so now a passanger must strap themselves upside down(Like a bat) to the back of one train wagon and a second passanger(on the second car) must give head(a blowjob) to the person strapped to the first car to form a link between the two wagons once more
by Walter "Flashbang" White March 11, 2025
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Speaks of the every sense but that which is common, and cannot consistently spell any word.
Speaks of the every sense but that which is common, and cannot consistently spell any word.
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Get the thomas mug.Thomas is a really cool dude. He’s mad sexy, crazy smart, and super funny,but he has one flaw.
He loves making out with girls, but he HATES talking to them. Sometimes I sit there and I’m like. “ Thomas what are you doing making out with that girl. You’ve only been dating her for like 2 days and you haven’t even talked.”
This flaw is in a lot of Thomas’s that I know. Thomas is very Italian and that makes him sexy. Italian people especially, Thomas, are just naturally attractive and intelligent.
But other than that he’s s cool guy, loves Italian sausage especially from Dante’s deli, and is crazy hot. Overall Thomas is great.
He loves making out with girls, but he HATES talking to them. Sometimes I sit there and I’m like. “ Thomas what are you doing making out with that girl. You’ve only been dating her for like 2 days and you haven’t even talked.”
This flaw is in a lot of Thomas’s that I know. Thomas is very Italian and that makes him sexy. Italian people especially, Thomas, are just naturally attractive and intelligent.
But other than that he’s s cool guy, loves Italian sausage especially from Dante’s deli, and is crazy hot. Overall Thomas is great.
That guy is so hot, but he’s been making out with that weird girl all day that he doesn’t even know. They haven’t even talked. He’s definitely a Thomas.
by Jaggymcjagger99 September 12, 2018
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