Turnpike Salad

When a man named Slick Rick meets you along the turnpike and offers to engage in erratic and mainly violent homosexual intercourse with you in order to get some spare change to afford a salad.

Yo bro, that man offered me a turnpike salad….I feel like I should help a brother out, plus it’s a win win!

by CharlieWatson10 October 4, 2021

Noel Salad Loaf

A Noel Salad Loaf is an act of eating someone's ass (Tossing a salad), while they shit (Shitting a loaf). The Noel part of the name is describing it as, the first person to do it. So a Noel Salad Loaf is eating someone's ass while they shit, and the person has never done that before.

Friend- Damn, my girl was so wild last night, she let me Noel Salad Loaf her.

by Midnightwo1f April 20, 2025

Salad Tossed

Typically a Canadian saying to indicate you have received a new haircut.

Hey Bob, looks like you got your salad tossed! Looks great!

Hey honey, I am just going to get my salad tossed. Do you need anything from the grocery store on the way back?

by Canuckle January 18, 2023

Toss my salad

Eat a pussy dry

Troy tossed Claires salad
Troy can you toss my salad

by Troyjon05 February 1, 2018

Air fried tossed salad

N. Technically a fart, specifically while tossing one's salad.

I had relaxed a bit too much while she was tossing my salad, she hate my air fried tossed salad and spent the next twenty minutes in the bathroom vomiting the 40 dollar shrimp cocktail she just had to have.

by BIG 60, blytheville September 7, 2020

Salad music

Any type of music that you like, but is not THE closest to your heart

Im an RNB person, but when it comes to different kinds of Salad music, i´d have to go with Soul music.

by Gsnow March 1, 2022

Dank Salad

A groovy name for GOOD weed.

Hey bro you coughin a lot. You smokin that Dank Salad?

by MelonBitch February 5, 2020