as cold as Hell

An oxymoron. Canada is cold, but Hell? No, Hell is a warm place!

I was on the Highway to Hell, then I slipped and made a wrong turn into Hull - where I froze my arse off. Hull is in Ottawa-Gatineau and north of forty-five, so "as cold as Hell" really isn't a strong enough term to describe this frozen torment.

The great white north is something directly out of Robert Service's "Cremation of Sam McGee" and Hell is a warm, welcome respite by comparison.

by bitchuck January 6, 2026

Cold Approach

Walking up to random girl at the bar and Chettying her up

Yooo are we ripping Cold Approaches tonight?!?!

Obviously

by ChettyTok March 25, 2025

Cold Carl

When you freeze your shit and pleasure your self with it

I caught my friend giving them self a cold carl

by ColdCarl67 April 3, 2025

Cold Tea Day

A day where you are so busy that you let your tea go cold without realising.

It was a cold tea day.

by Tea_Lady April 8, 2025

cold raven's nest

The Thickest, baddest and sluttiest youtuber in New York. Rivalling the likes of ice spice and bill nye.
Give this oiled up gorilla boy a BBC and he'll slobber that glizzy at ultra sonic speed

person1 "yo bro you watching cold raven's nest"
person2 "yeah bro, he fucking sucks at cod zombies"

by cold ravens son April 20, 2025

Cold Blooded Finger Snapper

When a woman uses a lizard as a dildo

Person 1: have you ever tried the Cold Blooded Finger Snapper?
Person 2: Yessss It's the best!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025

When cold meets warm

When a cold force meets a warm, often weak, force. Often resulting in one-sided violence against the warm.

Did you see that hoodlum attack the grandma? When cold meets warm man.

by iimcrimson May 5, 2025