Look at that dude, he could be the next {doggo of the parallel universe}!
Poggers, that man will be epik.
Poggers, that man will be epik.
by doggo of the parallel universe June 14, 2021
Michigan State University
University filled with delusional asshats who have a massive inferiority complex over being third best to every college in the US. Known for thinking that they’re better than everyone else when the student body’s collective IQ is barely above 30 (save for engineering), claiming they’re the best at everything when other schools outmatch them in something, and having the collective physicality of a dad with a massive beer belly.
University filled with delusional asshats who have a massive inferiority complex over being third best to every college in the US. Known for thinking that they’re better than everyone else when the student body’s collective IQ is barely above 30 (save for engineering), claiming they’re the best at everything when other schools outmatch them in something, and having the collective physicality of a dad with a massive beer belly.
- Hey Tom. Jim is being a real asshole.
- Yea it’s cuz he went to Michigan State University. The only reason why he’s still employed is because his dad owns the company.
- Yea it’s cuz he went to Michigan State University. The only reason why he’s still employed is because his dad owns the company.
by Slicrick14 June 16, 2022
Some people state that Resetting the Universe is a difficult, epic task that not many take on.
You must first find Atlantis, then go to the Staples and find all the Easy Buttons and press every button until you find the one that controls the universe and once you press it; it will reset everything to the beginning of time.
' Bill and Joe traveled to Atlantis to find the Staples store that holds the reset button to the universe, that will make Resetting the Universe possible'
' How epic. '
You must first find Atlantis, then go to the Staples and find all the Easy Buttons and press every button until you find the one that controls the universe and once you press it; it will reset everything to the beginning of time.
' Bill and Joe traveled to Atlantis to find the Staples store that holds the reset button to the universe, that will make Resetting the Universe possible'
' How epic. '
' Gabby and Connor made an epic journey to Atlantis to find the Staples that holds the button that will make 2. Resetting the Universe possible '
' Oh God guys your so epic '
' Oh God guys your so epic '
by epicccc kids December 31, 2009
Virginia Weslyan University previously known as Virginia Weslyan College is a small liberal arts college located in Virginia Beach, Virginia. The school prides itself on their premier location in costal Virginia (which is about as good as it gets for a university). This diamond in the rough is spending tons of money on new buildings and facilities to start looking pretty nice. With some attractive men and women.
The food has gotten better and the campus is small, but as corny as it sounds it really is what you make of it. You can be a scholar, an athlete, or can you can just coast. Lacrosse is somewhat "big" at this school. When I say big I mean a bunch of pretentious douches walking around all the time.
The party scene is run by the sports kids, mainly lacrosse. Virginia-Wesleyan is very diverse, and can be seen by simply walking around campus: from basketball players to lacrosse players baseball players to field hockey players to an insanely good girls softball team randomly. The sports at Virginia Wesleyan always guarantee pretty amazing talent. The schools insanely expensive price, leads to very good professors that grade very hard, and are run by liberal teachers that will shove it in your face. While it is very easy to get in to Virginia Weslyan it is very hard to stay.
The food has gotten better and the campus is small, but as corny as it sounds it really is what you make of it. You can be a scholar, an athlete, or can you can just coast. Lacrosse is somewhat "big" at this school. When I say big I mean a bunch of pretentious douches walking around all the time.
The party scene is run by the sports kids, mainly lacrosse. Virginia-Wesleyan is very diverse, and can be seen by simply walking around campus: from basketball players to lacrosse players baseball players to field hockey players to an insanely good girls softball team randomly. The sports at Virginia Wesleyan always guarantee pretty amazing talent. The schools insanely expensive price, leads to very good professors that grade very hard, and are run by liberal teachers that will shove it in your face. While it is very easy to get in to Virginia Weslyan it is very hard to stay.
Tim: " I'm going to Virginia Wesleyan University next year. I can't wait!)"
Nick: "Wow! Your parents make six digits! And your probably a pretentious decent high school athlete!"
Nick: "Wow! Your parents make six digits! And your probably a pretentious decent high school athlete!"
by Nomansland October 04, 2018
Midwestern State University: Where the local goose problem is handled with caustic gases – because when geese overstay their welcome, even the air has a way of reminding them it's time to migrate.
by Theadore guisel October 28, 2023
A large regional university in Cheney, Washington. Has kick-ass athletic programs. By far the most cost-effective University to get a degree.
Dude: Why Eastern Washington University though?
EWU junior: I don't want any debt and I wanna get hooked up with an actual job.
EWU junior: I don't want any debt and I wanna get hooked up with an actual job.
by gnarlygrad January 15, 2023
The University of Cape Town (aka UCT) is South Africa's and Africa's top ranking university. It's a multi-cultural research institution in the southern suburb of Rondebsch in Cape Town. It's home to some of the world's most beautiful views as its nestled against the slope of Table Mountain. It's girls are beautiful as well. It's way better their (main) rivals Stellenbosch university. Heck, UCT even got a double mention of the popular US TV sitcom Suits. Many American students do a semester abroad here.
by krugsie September 04, 2014