Mud beard

Mud beard is when you lick the anus and a hemroird burst into the beard of the mans beard

I was eating some ass and got me a mud beard!

by Archerforpresident February 26, 2017

Mud Monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit

“may we all be mud monsters”

by lowkeychloerose April 16, 2022

swamp mud

A synonym for diarrhea, or a diarrhea of certain texture?

I started taking forskolin several days ago. Since then, I've had diarrhea that looks like swamp mud.

by OccasionalEnglishLearner July 7, 2016

Backwater Mud Motor

The act of motorboating someone's butt cheeks as they have diarrhea.

If you two are gonna Backwater Mud Motor, at least clean up after.

by Archetyp0 June 7, 2025

mud beast

fat girl

That chick is such a mud beast! Would you do her? Hell no!!

by kindanuts July 15, 2011

Mud pushers

Another term for fudge packers

The general says stop being mud pushers

by Biggus Nibbis May 26, 2023

Mud Bath

To shit in a bowl of hot water, then use the mixture to take a sponge bath.

Steve: Why do you smell so bad man?
Al: I took a nice hot Mud Bath this morning.

by LordKarnos November 12, 2019