Biscuit Boost

An SMS boost of over 100 at a time, leading to inbound taking a fist up the arse.

James: Prepare your anuses, we just got biscuit boosted.
Steve: All back on inbound defend the ship!
Mabz: I'll be there just finishing off this homeless guy on my way in
Gill: More than 4!

by Ablemoss June 23, 2022

Tool Biscuit

Synonym for dickbag.

Xavier is such a tool biscuit!

by Jenn Ross August 2, 2017

Vid biscuit

3 v’s and an umph!

McCarter loves Louisiana vid biscuits

by Sexy videos April 10, 2021

Ginger Biscuits

A cheap biscuit because McVities get all the broken biscuits, mash them together, add some stork margarine and loads of ground ginger to hide the taste of the other biscuits.

Need something sweet but only got 29p,I'll go and buy a packet of Aldi everyday ginger biscuits.

by Food hound January 14, 2023

The Biscuit Conundrum

The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.

Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.

Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”

Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”

Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”

Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”

by x427 October 5, 2023

Biscuit

An alternative for Bitch.

"She's such a biscuit."

by BioPulse37 September 27, 2019

biscuit time :D

Biscuit time is when you find biscuits! It is also a nice period to celebrate with your friends!

Ran out of biscuits for biscuit time? No problem mate, I'm always there :D

-Hey Lincoln, Is it 5 pm already?
-No, it is biscuit time :D

by Lincoln Ler May 25, 2023