Jake

Jake is the World’s worst COCKBLOCK. He will try to take anyone’s girl whether she’s taken or not! Also thinks he’s the buffest future EMT to ever walk the earth.

-Look! Mike is finally proposing!

-He better hurry up, Jake heard and he’s on his way!

by Uegeidyneisne January 3, 2019

Jake Kinghorn

He lowkey kinda dumb, but some how passes every college class without trying. He also gets a ton of play from both genders and can dunk from the 3 point line.

Person 1: You hear about Jake Kinghorn?
Person 2: Yeah I have! Haha, Idiot.
Person 1: Retard.

by DoDoDude101 October 27, 2025

Jake

Jake. Jake is a character from 'Jake and the neverland pirates'.

'Jake, look out! Captain hook is near!'
'Thanks, Izzy!

by Anonymousyapple November 24, 2021

Jake

He is the stupidest person in the whole world

Omg he is so jake

by Caden faris August 27, 2018

bernie jake

It means someone very smart, emotionally weak but you will never see them at their weak state because they preferred being the jolly friend that seems like there is no problem they are facing at all. They are curious minded and easy going. They have a hobby of observing their surroundings and think of how they will acted to it. You can say that they have the nurture of letting their enemies totally thinking of that they already manipulated the Bernie Jakes but is not.

He might be a jolly one but surely he is a Bernie Jake. He easily can deceived people around him, he might be a Bernie Jake

by frosty_carrot November 24, 2021

Jake

A person who has a horse sized cock and is much much taller than it's counterpart - the jacob who is the exact opposite.

Wow your penis is so large, you must be a Jake

by JJake12345 October 16, 2020

Jakeing

Jakeing or to Jake
A verb
When given a response you don't you don't like, respond with the lowliest insults that you truly feel immediately without escalation.

Paul said no to Plisken,

Plisken started ''jakeing'' out on Paul, he told Paul he's a lazy fat human and will never be strong ever and he's incompetent and impedes his daily funtion.

by Gaslord September 6, 2018