Hans Christian

Mainly in (queer-dense) fandoms, a gay man who proudly fantisizes about straight vanilla relationships of the characters involved. Usually a careerist, but can appear anywhere else if he's conservative enough.

After gay author and Danish citizen Hans Christian Andersen who got popular with his heteronormative fairytales.

-"David is such a Hans Christian. I mean, SonAmy is great an all, but it's not that special. And shouldn't he push for gay ships, since he's gay himself? Talk about supression of expression!"

by Cinamel April 19, 2018

Christian

The most annoying thingy ever. They think they are smart and 'above average IQ'. Cannot stop BLABBERING about their religion and always gets asked "Are you actually christian?"

He cannot stop talking about how much of a Christian he is.

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEE September 17, 2022

Christian binder

Some guy who's really cool but has a total fucking hubcap

Yo, that guy Christian binder, he's got a total fucking hubcap

by Totalfaggot69420 July 13, 2016

Catholic Christianity

Use to describe only the best types of Catholics

The almighty Catholic Christianity is better then all you guys combined

by The Almighty Catholic October 18, 2021

Christian

Christian is a very cute name. All the guys named Christian are very cute and also write beautiful.

Where are you going Christian.

by Fireluciaro December 11, 2016

jose-christian

Jose-Chris is the best name for a half white and a half Honduran male

Jose-Christian is the best name

by Black ops 2 March 28, 2017

Christian

Christian is the type of guy who gets in trouble lots of the time, but is so hilarious! He makes everyone laugh and loves to get the attention. He tries to get girls' attentions, but he never gets the girl. However, Christian may not be as handsome as the other guys, he sure can make girls and people laugh!

Damn, I think Christian is so funny..

Ikr!

by bakedhyun September 4, 2017