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tea & crumpets

oh those tea & crumpets look nice
by GrannyNorma21 July 19, 2017
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Ice Tea

If it's in a can, you can bet it turns you into a burp factory.
Me: ""I just drank some Ice Tea
My friend: "Ok, I didn't need to k-"
Me: *BURP*
by Ender-Dude October 14, 2021
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Slang for when someone you're gossiping about is nearby but you don't want that person to know you're gossiping about them, like a code.
Emma: Did you hear that Lisa is dating Travis? Ew.
Jane: Shhh, the tea is on the dining table.
by kimtete January 7, 2020
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tea bag

giving someone a tea bag with the tab ripped halfway down means you want to fuck and a fully intact tea bag means you want to kiss or date them.
Who's that new girl? I'm definitely giving her a tea bag
by TCnc September 23, 2021
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Orange tea

Something that only evil bitches drink that are out to get you. The antichrist against crazed middle aged women.
"YOU AND YOUR FUCKING ORANGE TEA YOU BITCH,".
by orangetea September 4, 2021
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Ice tea

Putting suger on pussy before going down
Her pussy was ratchet, so I made an ice tea.
by Chicago child April 15, 2017
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Welsh Tea

Do you want a cup of welsh tea? Baaa
by Andy August 24, 2023
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