Take the Browns to the Super Bowl

Poop. Shit. Crap. Deficate.
See Free Mandela.

Damnit guys. The turtle is poking his head out. I've got run home to take the Browns tot eh Super Bowl.

by Jeff February 16, 2005

take the cadillac out of the garage

when a seemingly shy person (chick) becomes very outgoing, typically when under the influence.

Veronica, you should take the cadillac out of the garage more often.

by yosdk August 18, 2005

Senor takes it too far

A person who always takes it too far. Goes out of their way to break things/ annoy everyone. Eg. Steebs

Look whos being a senor takes it too far.
Here comes senor takes it too far!

by Gman2floppy July 12, 2008

I'm taking my talents to

A new way to say you're going some place. The inspiration came from LeBron James, who announced his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers on July 8, 2010, in front of a large TV audience by declaring, "I'm taking my talents to South Beach."

EXAMPLE 1:

JILL: Where are you going, Jack?

JACK: I'm taking my talents to the bar.

EXAMPLE 2:

TOM: What's with the boxes and the suitcase?

DICK: I'm taking my talents to a new apartment.

EXAMPLE 3:

HARRY: Now that you graduated, what's next?

SALLY: I'm taking my talents to Harvard.

by JohnDavid_XII July 11, 2010

i'll take yo manhood

to rape a man in his ass and take his dignity, usually said by a man to another man

"Bitch, i'll take yo man hood"

by ERnie June 22, 2004

I take my leave

A polite way of saying goodbye.

John: The coffee was great Mark, my compliments.
Mark: You are being too kind. Do you want some cookies?
John: I'm sorry, but I have a meeting in a few minutes, I take my leave.

by AlbertM August 16, 2009

taking my socks off

a slang reference to having sex, because you take your socks off before you have sex, signals when sexual intercourse is about to begin

Yo, tonight I am definitely going to be taking my socks off, I'm going over to my girl's house.

by JTodd28 February 23, 2011