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toilet paper

dry piece of paper that people use to smear poop around in their butt and they walk around like that for the whole day
toilet paper gives me an itchy ass
by saljdlasdjasdpojasd July 3, 2023
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wet paper

kieran thinks that stupid zombie song isnt sexy. he is a wet paper
by thezombiesfan229 July 20, 2023
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Lemer paper

Lemer paper is another name for "scratch paper" or "scribble paper" and is often used by old (or old appearing) math tutors, teachers and professors, or by people in education in general. The term is pronounced roughly as "lima paypa" or "limmuh paypa".
I need some lemer paper to do my calculations on, do you have any?
by anonymous July 25, 2024
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Wet paper towel

The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.
Miss can you call the nurse?

Nurse comes...
My leg hurts

Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...
by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024
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Shredding Paper

The residual effects of a loose bowel movement after the initial flush of the toilet bowl.
Damn Brian the bowl looks like you shredding paper out cho asshole. Give a brother a courtesy flush next time!
by Assman329 July 26, 2024
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Free Palestine

The best example of Caucasian hypocrisy to date. What is Free Palestine?

A Caucasian supremacist organization that consists of over -privileged Caucasian men fighting for the right to commit terrorist attacks without retaliation. Despite not being formally recognized as a country, Palestine has the most PHDs per capita of any nation in the world and around 60% of its population is voluntarily unemployed (probably too busy spending Daddy's billions on military grade weapons to launch at Israel).

Caucasian colonizers from Palestine have the autistic Caucasity to colonize my country and light the US flag on fire; as a native girl of color, I don't even enjoy basic human rights!

Free Palestine just exposed Caucasian hypocrisy; Caucasian men with every privilege in the world fight for the right to maintain Caucasian priveleges. I fight for basic human rights in the (quiet, 100% legal) way that I can.

I wish I had access to military grade weapons!

Being the only Native American girl to ever have existed, I would prefer it if Muhammad would be forced to finally give up his Caucasian priveleges card.

How much is Muhammad reliant on Caucasian priveleges? 100%. How much would I benefit if Caucásian priveleges (finally) get ended? 100%.
Free Palestine is pretty much the epitome of:

°Caucasian priveleges

°Caucasian hypocrisy

°Caucasians having no concept of racial shame

°Polite reminder that Muhammad won't last 4 seconds once his Caucasian priveleges card gets ripped up
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Free Palestine

Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Palestine will be free🇵🇸
by Нооdlum August 8, 2024
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