cutting cornbread

The act of separating the ass cheeks of a male or female, and then proceeding to take the pocket knife you've recently acquired from cabellas and shoving it in the asshole of said male or female and twisting. Cutting cornbread often occurs in the south or Midwest where brother and sister physical relationships are more frequent. Due to the act originating in the south it was named in the mid 2000's "cornbread" a favorite southern meal.

Person 1: Dude! Did you hear what happened to Bertha?!
Person 2: No!
Person 1: Her asshole brother was arrested for cutting cornbread!
Person 2: What's an ass!

by Mr ZBD February 20, 2018

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cut a rabbit in half and call it dinner

A colloquial way of expressing one's desire to end the argument or story short.

The E: you've talked for 20 minutes and you've only gotten through two of your ten points. How much longer are you going to take?

The D: Well, to cut a rabbit in half and call it dinner, the gist of the story is that I had duck for lunch today.

by DeBen October 22, 2013

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cut out the middle man

1. Means of justification for a purchase. Everything is free if you think about it, because you aren't paying for a product, you're paying for someone to give it to you, so if you mentally cut the middle man (seller) out, you basically bought something for free.

2. Refers to stealing something. The people selling the product is the middle man, and by simply cutting out the middle man, everything magically becomes free.

g: omg where did you get those cool rings??
c: oh theyre free at emmy's!
g: really? i thought those were like 5 bucks each!
c: oh, i just cut out the middle man!

by i<3jordyn September 21, 2022

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