Joe Namath

New Yorker: Man, we need Joe Namath back in here.
Person with actual knowledge of NFL: Chad Pennington is probably better than his sorry ass.
by Some dude from Yonkers October 04, 2005
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Joe Fish

An altered version of the game go fish. The game consists of 2 or more men and a deck of cards. They then shuffle the cards and divide them out evenly. ( Note though that for groups of more than 4 men, 2 or more decks may be required). They then shove half of their playing cards up their anus, being careful not to peek at their opponents cards. They then stand in a semi-squatting, or if they chose, completely prone position. Next an opponent is chosen, and one player asks the other for a certain card. If the opponent does not have the card, then the requester must insert his arm into the opponent's anus and dig, or "Excavate" for a card. If the requested card is found then he wins a point. If not, then he may choose to continue asking the current opponent for cards, or choose another opponent. The game ends when all cards have been "Excavated".
"Hey Paul, do you have an ace?". "No Tom, I don't. Joe Fish, baby!!"
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Joe McCarthy

Joe McCarthy is practical terms means a "Melt",
Guy 1: Hey man you coming out today?

Guy 2 nah man i ant sorry iv got a thing to do

Guy 1: Man your such a Joe McCarthy
by albyjfairfield March 01, 2011
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Joe Bidened

To be touched inappropriately by someone with political power.
Jerry: He man you know Becky, apparently she got Joe Bidened.
by Linked Carts October 30, 2020
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joe wright

wow...look at joe wright. hes a real dush bag.
by Dr.Strangel0ve46 November 06, 2008
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Joe Blue

Joe Blue is the name for an African who has delusions of grandeur, and believes that he is the coolest thing to come out of Africa since the dawn of man. This person is usually cocky and lazy, and thinks he knows better than everybody else. Also, this person will drink abundant amounts of alcohol and talk mad shit to everyone around him, hit on every woman around, even in front of their man, and cause general unrest among the natives, and has been known to do the dumbest things while intoxicated, constantly professing the fact that he doesn't give a fuck.
"Wow, check out that guy passed out in his car."
"He looks drunk. What a Joe Blue."

"Dude calm down, you're gonna get us in trouble."
"I don't give a fuck."
"Don't get all Joe Blue with me!"
"Shut up nigga! Fuck that shit!!"

"Yo check her out, she fine."
"Dude she has her boyfriend with her."
"Nigga I don't even care, I'm tryin to hit knowhatimsayin?"
by the unwhite boy August 07, 2009
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Natural Joe

A smooth mutha-fucker.
That fuckin Natural joe just left the club with
3 fine ladies.
by Mitchell Eagleman May 21, 2008
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