Bollock Fish

A slang term for sperm.

My mate left bollock fish all over his laptop keyboard after watching too many ladies in a state of undress!

by JulesB(A-Town) January 6, 2012

fish stick

A thick, manly mustache which has been tainted with the stench of pussy after a good muff dive. The dried vagina excretions, which now closely resembles the smell of fish, permeates from the mustache to the owner's nostrils until it is cleansed.

"Dude, I just left Stacy's house, I gotta get rid of this fish stick."

by hammbone23 September 21, 2012

fish legs

Fish legs is a term used for someone who either has fish for legs, or some who’s choochie smells stinky. I do not recommend either.

OMG becca close your fish legs!! You’re it smells like sea world down there!

or
Person 1: Did you hear of the guy who had fish legs?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: I don’t know, but something was fishy about him.

by the maddy March 16, 2020

Nerd fishing

The act of going somewhere nerds would be in an attempt to find a nerd to hit on.

Ted: "Hey dude, want to go to game stop with me?"

Frank: "What game are you going to be getting?"

Ted: "There aren't any games out that I'm interested in, I just wanted to go nerd fishing"

Frank: "Hells yes! That gamer chick we saw there last week was super hot!"

by Fattyeggroll January 24, 2011

Puffer fishing

When u blow a fat amount of air into the person u are kissing.

I was puffer fishing my girl in the back of my car after the library

by Mfbiscuit May 8, 2019

Cornelius Fish

The entity on which anything can be blamed. Based on the 19th century French gentleman Cornelius Poisson, who allegedly was part of a syndicate of operatives who throughout history have been behind some of the greatest horrors and plagues in our world, such as statistics and the black plague. He supposedly got assasinated doing what he did best with his right hand, in the place he loved the most, the opera house. Some say there is a hidden statue of him somewhere in the sewers of Paris guarded by rats still carying the bubonic plague and rabies.

"I drove over my cat. Damn you, Cornelius Fish!"

by Cornelius Fish July 24, 2009

Fishing For Attention

When an attention whore deliberately goes looking for attention by complaining about how shitty their life is in order for a dumb motherfucker to compliment.

"I'm a horrible person."

"Someone's fishing for attention lmao"

by Weeb678 October 5, 2018