pork monster

During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.

I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret

by Malikhyi magnum August 4, 2020

Elo monster

Someone who purposely makes you or your team lose to make you go down in rankings

He is a elo monster

by Zachariah Cornelius October 5, 2025

yawn monster

when somebody yawns almost constanly. all of the time.

"oh my goodness...your such a yawn monster"
or "baillie is a yawn monster"

by chelsea. February 20, 2008

Monster Paw

To get a costume Mike Wazowski's claw and shove it up the ass creating a sharp but tingly sensation into the gluteus maximus

Me and my partner tried the Monster Paw and it was Amazing, but it also brought us closer as people

by Dr SexyMan August 10, 2024

Subscription Monster

an app/website that forces you to pay for a membership/subscription in order to do basic tasks or even use it at all

Guy 1: Aww man, this website is now forcing me to pay to do something I used to be able to do before for free!
Guy 2: That's why I tend to avoid Subscription Monsters, Just use this alternative instead.

by TBTheTB August 31, 2025

kingy da monster 1,001

kingy da monster 1,001 is smart, he is a replica of kingthemonster101. Below is what kingy da monster 1,001 mean:

kingy - Da kingy means the kingfisher he is smart.
Da - Da is yes in Serbian.
Monster - Kingy da monster 1,001 is SCARY.
1,001 - kingy da monster 1,001 is 1,001 in dog years.

OMG! It's kingy da monster 1,001!

by kingthemonster101 November 28, 2020

Monster energy

A drink that is consumed either by alt people or by rednecks, no in between

Someone on the internet: Dude monster energy is so good
Another person: so are you alt or a redneck

by Hydraulic press November 24, 2022